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𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦

𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑔, 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑒, 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢

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Created on 2021-08-29 13:19:51 (#3828929), last updated 2025-03-23 (40 weeks ago)

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Name:	puǝsuʍoʇ ʞɔɐɾ

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ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏᴡɴsᴇɴᴅ • ᴛᴀʟᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀs sᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
"I think hot dogs aren't sandwiches. I think they're American tacos."
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"Besides the under-ground tree-god, the cultist in the pantry, the army of plant people, and the tidings of an oncoming apocalypse, is there anything else going on at the gas station you think I should know about?" - Dr. Vicedomini

"Who's your new friend, Jack? She seems nice," - Spencer Middleton, homicidal sociopath.

"Oh, her? She's my... new... Jiu Jitsu instructor. I had to fire the last one because he said he taught me everything he knew. I've been getting pretty shredded since the last time I saw you. Also, I'm taller now." - Jack, total idiot.

Jack Townsend is the main protagonist of Tales from the Gas Station, he is a chronic insomniac and works as the central employee. He bears first-hand witness to most of the weird things that happen within the establishment, and he uses the long stretch of time in the gas station without customers to document his findings in a blog. Jack is a generally an easy-going person with a remarkable ability to mind his own business.

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