inbox: abraxas

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[mathmetism]

for my next motion
we use our fancy pants magic to make local wildlife into pokemon
setting aside the obvious animal rights conundrums
wouldn't you rather cruise around on a sweet bike battling gym bros with your electric mouse than watch out for magic nukes?
we already have themed cities for fucks sake

Make Feral Opposums Cuddly Again

[stations]

I can't remember if we actually talked about you not starting conversations in the middle, or if I just thought about talking to you about it, but either way... come on, dude.

Also, that's a terrible idea. Like, almost all of it.

[mathmetism]

and i can't remember if i told you i'm appointing you to my presidential cabinet or just thought about it
evensies

almost isn't a no
what's the salvagable part

[stations]

No, thank you. I'm good.

I like the part about riding bikes.

By the way, have you remembered to actually submit any of these proposals you've been coming up with, or has this just been one long brainstorming session?

[mathmetism]

nah dude i'm still cooking
legislative progess takes time
i'm changing minds and hearts here
why, is there a due date?

[stations]

I don't know, probably? I mean, if nothing else, they're going to want to hold another election soon and pick another representative, so... I think technically yes? If you don't submit anything before then you're kind of SOL.

[mathmetism]

SO SOON? MAMMA MIA!! what kind of microterms are these, is this a government for ants??
ok ok ok
councilman jack, i'm gonna need all hands on deck if we're gonna push this legislation through
what do you think speaks to the people more: weed decriminalization or staircases replaced with fun slides?

[stations]

Well, weed is already decriminalized, so... I guess the second one by default?