[Eventually, one of these days, Jack will find a simple fruit basket on the counter of his gas station store.
There is a little tag, one side that is just black, the other side reading SATAN.
If Jack makes the fool's mistake of biting into any pieces of the fruit, he will unfortunately find it to be wax.
And if Jack unfortunately takes that bite, the black side of the card will fade away and reveal the Sorry for sticking my arm through your chest that one time 3:)
( He was 100% not expecting the fruit basket thing to actually happen. He was also 100% not expecting the fruit to be wax. So of course he 100% takes a bite, just to immediately spit it out.
Somewhere in the Horizon, Jack Townsend mutters under his breath: )
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There is a little tag, one side that is just black, the other side reading SATAN.
If Jack makes the fool's mistake of biting into any pieces of the fruit, he will unfortunately find it to be wax.
And if Jack unfortunately takes that bite, the black side of the card will fade away and reveal the Sorry for sticking my arm through your chest that one time 3:)
Yeah.]
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He was also 100% not expecting the fruit to be wax.
So of course he 100% takes a bite, just to immediately spit it out.
Somewhere in the Horizon, Jack Townsend mutters under his breath: )
Asshole.