Thank you, genuinely, for proving my point. That you were the last one to know about his feelings, not me. For the record: he's dating me. Pay more attention to your surroundings.
Because.
What happened to his romantic life being none of your business?
I'm not nice to you.
Yes, Jack, on purpose.
I know you're joking but I'm going to say thank you anyway.
Huh.Okay.Color me surprised.
...Or some neon blinking color.But Wet-Floor-Sign yellow would check out.
Other options:
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Ew.
Why?
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He's really nice, and you're really
Not
Are you SURE you're dating?
Like, on purpose?
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Good luck, or congratulations, or something
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Cool.