HeyQuestion for youDo you know who Istredd's dating?
Nope
Thank you, genuinely, for proving my point. That you were the last one to know about his feelings, not me. For the record: he's dating me. Pay more attention to your surroundings.
Because.
What happened to his romantic life being none of your business?
I'm not nice to you.
Yes, Jack, on purpose.
I know you're joking but I'm going to say thank you anyway.
Huh.Okay.Color me surprised.
...Or some neon blinking color.But Wet-Floor-Sign yellow would check out.
Other options:
early May
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Are you trying to get me to put in a good word for you or something? Because that would be absolutely hysterical.
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Ew.
Why?
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He's really nice, and you're really
Not
Are you SURE you're dating?
Like, on purpose?
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Good luck, or congratulations, or something
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Cool.