I mean, you're not a demon, why would it be your fault? You might be a huge asshole, but you don't get credit for literally every mistake humanity's ever made.
If this is the beginning sequence of a chain of events that leads to pineapple pizza in Thorne, on the other hand? I absolutely will blame you for it.
but also strangely he legitimately thinks Jack might go on to say that he doesn't get credit for literally every mistake demons have ever made and that's
weird
so, nah]
Hey, you don't know, pineapple pizza could save us all.
( Correct. Demons have free will. Lucifer might be like their dad or whatever, but that doesn't necessarily make him responsible for all of their choices. Conflating parent/child responsibility is a pointed No for him.
But again, just to reiterate: Lucifer, still totally an asshole. Giant, terrible asshole. 2 out of 10 stars. )
I would love to read your fanfiction interpretation on how exactly that might happen.
"Oh, Ellya," Winifred said, licking red sauce and tangy pineapple juices from her fingers, "we've been at odds for so long, but I understand now what you've been trying to make us see for so long."
"Let this offering be the continued step forward of our relations," the Queen replied. "The hanging was a good first step, but this? Exquisite, isn't it?"
I mean, it's a shame about the hanging part, but your use of descriptive language isn't bad. Some adult fantasy writers don't manage to be as deliberately evocative, so... good job, I guess.
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If this is the beginning sequence of a chain of events that leads to pineapple pizza in Thorne, on the other hand? I absolutely will blame you for it.
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nah
but also strangely he legitimately thinks Jack might go on to say that he doesn't get credit for literally every mistake demons have ever made and that's
weird
so, nah]
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But again, just to reiterate: Lucifer, still totally an asshole. Giant, terrible asshole. 2 out of 10 stars. )
I would love to read your fanfiction interpretation on how exactly that might happen.
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I've read worse.
I mean, it's a shame about the hanging part, but your use of descriptive language isn't bad. Some adult fantasy writers don't manage to be as deliberately evocative, so... good job, I guess.
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[sarcasm???? it's a mystery]
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