Oh, I was simply curious on how yours would shake out.
It's important.
Like, now we know that you remember that time I put my arm through you in a dream that you'll never likely let go, I remember your threat about Sabine--we don't have to go through that song and dance again--you hopefully won't sleepwalk places you shouldn't again, and fine, I'm still seventy-six percent less of a dick.
I so hate starting these things over from square one. It's exhaustive.
Believe it or not, I have let the arm through the chest thing go. I'm just telling you that so you don't think it registers on the list of the top, like, hundred most noteworthy things that have happened to me in the last few years.
My memory is fine. Better than ever. Definitely good enough to remember that I threatened to ruin your entire life forever if you fucked with my girlfriend, and more than good enough to follow through if I find out you did anything while I was gone.
( Which... isn't actually saying much, and it's still not up to Normal Person standards, but that's a sleep disorder and a lifetime of void rift energy poisoning for you. )
I don't know I haven't tried it. I feel like if it was pineapple pizza that Dante spat out of the ether he'd have been kicked out of the castle town by now, but that might also be what Thorne jives with.
Pineapple pizza is for people who want to pretend they're better than everyone else because their palate is so elevated that they comprehend the combination of sweet and savory, whereas us mere mortals simply can't handle the explosion of flavor variety, or something. It's overblown. It's like people who put raisins in potato salad.
Which... now that you mention it, is kind of Thorne's thing, so... I don't know, maybe the Queen would love it.
I mean, you're not a demon, why would it be your fault? You might be a huge asshole, but you don't get credit for literally every mistake humanity's ever made.
If this is the beginning sequence of a chain of events that leads to pineapple pizza in Thorne, on the other hand? I absolutely will blame you for it.
but also strangely he legitimately thinks Jack might go on to say that he doesn't get credit for literally every mistake demons have ever made and that's
weird
so, nah]
Hey, you don't know, pineapple pizza could save us all.
( Correct. Demons have free will. Lucifer might be like their dad or whatever, but that doesn't necessarily make him responsible for all of their choices. Conflating parent/child responsibility is a pointed No for him.
But again, just to reiterate: Lucifer, still totally an asshole. Giant, terrible asshole. 2 out of 10 stars. )
I would love to read your fanfiction interpretation on how exactly that might happen.
"Oh, Ellya," Winifred said, licking red sauce and tangy pineapple juices from her fingers, "we've been at odds for so long, but I understand now what you've been trying to make us see for so long."
"Let this offering be the continued step forward of our relations," the Queen replied. "The hanging was a good first step, but this? Exquisite, isn't it?"
I mean, it's a shame about the hanging part, but your use of descriptive language isn't bad. Some adult fantasy writers don't manage to be as deliberately evocative, so... good job, I guess.
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oh great thank u so good to see you
( Nice try, motherfucker. )
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Maybe you should get your memory checked.
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Believe it or not, I have let the arm through the chest thing go. I'm just telling you that so you don't think it registers on the list of the top, like, hundred most noteworthy things that have happened to me in the last few years.
My memory is fine. Better than ever. Definitely good enough to remember that I threatened to ruin your entire life forever if you fucked with my girlfriend, and more than good enough to follow through if I find out you did anything while I was gone.
( Which... isn't actually saying much, and it's still not up to Normal Person standards, but that's a sleep disorder and a lifetime of void rift energy poisoning for you. )
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Normal pizza, or like pineapple pizza
Because one of those is a total villain move and absolutely counts for retribution
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Which... now that you mention it, is kind of Thorne's thing, so... I don't know, maybe the Queen would love it.
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If this is the beginning sequence of a chain of events that leads to pineapple pizza in Thorne, on the other hand? I absolutely will blame you for it.
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nah
but also strangely he legitimately thinks Jack might go on to say that he doesn't get credit for literally every mistake demons have ever made and that's
weird
so, nah]
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But again, just to reiterate: Lucifer, still totally an asshole. Giant, terrible asshole. 2 out of 10 stars. )
I would love to read your fanfiction interpretation on how exactly that might happen.
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1/3
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I've read worse.
I mean, it's a shame about the hanging part, but your use of descriptive language isn't bad. Some adult fantasy writers don't manage to be as deliberately evocative, so... good job, I guess.
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[sarcasm???? it's a mystery]
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